You know it's time to go to the store when you open the refrigerator to find lunch and find nothing except a tupperware container full of strawberries.
You know you are classy when you eat them straight out of said container while standing up in your furniture-less house.
For the record, I went to the grocery store last night. They had no strawberries so I bought grapes. They are in a tupperware container in our refrigerator.
Also, I cannot properly pronounce strawBERRies. It sounds more like strawBREEs. This is either a result of a severe speech impediment or from watching the movie My Fair Lady too many times in my childhood.