I consider this dress to be kind of the mullet of my closet. Only much more stylish.
Business in the front, party in the back.
Well, maybe the front isn't reeaaaally business. More like, super stylish Parisian girl.
WAIT... you mean all girls in Paris don't spend their days walking around wearing black and white stripes while sipping espresso? GASP.
WHAT'S THAT... you say super stylish Parisian girls would never compare a piece of their closet to a mullet? SHOCK.